Eggsy

The Default Timer

Ready out of the box

Tell us how you like them done, and Eggsy will handle the timing. Like a butler, but for eggs. Minus the tux. And the salary.

Different Cook Times

Egg timing diplomacy

Managing multiple egg demands? We'll tell you precisely when to fish each one out. Because apparently, serving everyone the same style of eggs would be far too simple.

Settings

For the particularly particular

Eggsy works perfectly well without your input, but if you're the fiddly sort, everything's adjustable. Absolutely everything.

Cooking Method

Stagger in, or stagger out

Two schools of thought, both equally valid. Drop eggs in one at a time so they all finish together, or chuck them all in at once and fish each one out when it's done.

Doneness

From soft to solid

Whether you prefer your eggs barely set or firm enough to bounce, we'll help you get them just right. No fuss, no fanfare.

Egg Sizes

Size does matter

From the modestly sized to the, shall we say, generously proportioned. We'll time them all with equal consideration.

Egg Temperature

Temperature, not a bother

Fridge-cold or room-temp? Adjust as needed, and Eggsy takes care of the details, sparing you the thermal dynamics lecture.

Altitude Settings

For eggs with altitude

Because apparently, eggs care about how far they are from sea level. Who knew? Well, someone obviously did, and now we all have to account for it.

Sounds

Auditory notifications, if you must

Choose from an assortment of sounds that we've been assured are less annoying than the standard timer. For a modest fee, obviously.

Themes

A matter of taste, presumably

Not into yellow? Fair enough. We've included an array of color schemes to match your kitchen, your mood, or perhaps your existential crisis.

Right, this is slightly embarrassing